CHIAVARI,
Italy - In 16th century Italy, Italians played a sport called Calcio Fiorentino.
It is an extremely violent game, and combines elements of soccer, rugby and
bare-knuckle fighting into one brutal and bloody event. Some history books say
it was played by rich aristocrats, and sometimes even Popes, Clement VII, Leo
XI and Urban VIII were said to be particularly fond of the game and often
joined in. But I find that hard to believe
The
reason I find it hard to believe is that rich aristocrats and Popes didn’t even
dress themselves in those days, so it’s hard to imagine them jumping into the
middle of such a bloody and brutal sport. And by the time the Popes were
elected Pope, they were old and kind of on the chubby side and well, you look
at the photos and tell me if you think this is a sport for chubby, old men.
The
truth is Calcio Fiorentino is a blood sport and because it is such a brutal
game, the Italians stopped playing it sometime around the 17th century. But then,
in 1930, a group of Florentines decided to revive it.
Traditionally
Calcio Fiorentino, or calcio storico (historic football), is played on a sand
field that is twice as long as it is wide. At each end, there is a net goal that
stretches the width of the field.
There
are 27 men from each team, and they are all on the field at the same time. That
means there are 54 men knocking the snot out of each other for 50 full minutes
straight, which is how long the game is. When the 50 minutes of insane
brutality are over, whoever scored the most points wins.
To
score a goal, which is called a caccia, players have to put the ball into the
opponents’ net. Easier said than done as all the while you are trying to put
the ball in the other teams net, they are hard at work beating the crap out of
you. And don’t take a shot for the goal unless you know you are going to make
it because if you miss, the other team gets half a caccia.
There
are rule, of course. Kicking, punching, head-butting and choking are all
allowed, but you’ll get booted out of the game if you are caught throwing a
sucker punch or kicking an opponent in the head. Biting opponent’s ears off is
not encouraged either, nor is ganging up on one player.
While
there are referees on the field, the guys in the spiffy red and white
pantaloons, but they only get involved if a fight or brawl breaks out. While
you can smash the bejeebers out of your opponent when you are trying to score a
caccia, you can’t just beat them into the ground and continue to do so without
a referee coming over and chastising you. After all, the object of the game is
to put the ball in the net, not kill the people you’re playing against.
There’s
no way of telling if those rules always applied, especially back in the day
when the Greeks ran things. They played a version of this game that they called
Sfermomachia. The game was later adopted by the Roman army and transformed into
a type of warrior training. The Romans called it Harpastum, which in Latin
literally means to rip off – like rip off your head.
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The
Romans loved the continuous body-to-body, head to head combat for possession of
the ball, it brought out their inner gladiator and it was through their love of
the game that it spread throughout the Roman Empire.
For
all we know the Romans could have been playing calcio Fiorentino back in 59
A.D. when they founded the city of Fiorenza, now known as Florence. Anything is possible. One thing we do know is
that by the second half of the 5th century, calcio was so popular among young
Florentines that they often played it in the streets and squares of the city.
And one winter, back in 1490 when the Arno River was completely frozen over,
they marked off a field and played a few games on the ice.
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The
game is now played in Florence as a tournament during the 3rd week of June.
Florence is divided into quadrants and each quadrant provides one team to play.
After two opening games, the two remaining teams play in the final. The
championship game is played on June 24th, which is San Giovanni (St. John)’s
Day, who happens to be the Patron Saint of Florence.
Each
team fights its hardest to win the grand prize, a cow! Not just any cow, but a
Chianina cow which is the largest cattle breed in the world, and also one of
the oldest in existence. Their meat is delicious and the best cut is used for
bistecca alla Fiorentina, a massive T-bone steak.
What
better way to celebrate a win than to fire up the grill and share a steak
dinner with your teammates and their families.
Laugh if you want, but the Italians know this: you can’t eat a shiny
Winner’s Cup.
By
the way, if you are interested, you can watch full Calcio Fiorentino matches on
YouTube. Check it out.